Wells its an another day in married life of not so newly wedded couple mr. And mrs. Jindal so lets have 'not to sweet' look at their morning 'Adventures'....
"Oye jindallll .....jaldi darwaza kholll........" A lady of mid 30s roared.....while clutching her stomach from one hand...and banging the door with other...
"Haan bol dayan" A man of late 30s matched her pitch...while side by side turning the page of newspaper ' peedit pati times'...and sitting on pot in washroom and getting himself relaxed..."aah...ooh....lagta hai raat ka mutton pulao zada hi ho gya tha...vrna roz 30 min tk free ho jata hu...par...aaj 45 min ho gye...aur haan kl raat ko vo dayan jindal ne 'pet shanti churan' bhi to do chamach de diya tha...oho...tabhi mai sochu...ki ye sab..." The man soliloquied....and shouted bck...
"Haan haan aa rha hu...tumhi ne kl do spoon de diya tha churan ab bhugto..." While tying his pyajama around his waist...and flushing up ...
"Haan haan jldi aa nahi to mujse bura koi nahi hoga..." The lady retorted...
"Tumse bura hai bhi kon" He shouted while washing his hands and drying from his kurta...and unlatching the door...
As soon as the man came out the lady rushed inside as if her life was dependent on that...
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Well this was nothing so new...its was the daily bathing routine of mrs guddan akshat jindal and mr akshat jindal...now lets have a glance at breakfast session also...
"Oye jindalllll khana kaha hai???" Guddan asked her husband chef...meanwhile their 3rd child 7 years old daughter kulfi came in school uniform and carring her bag...
"Gudzy morningzy momzy...todayzy kyazy haizy breakzy fastzy meizy haizy..." (Gud morning mom...today kya hai break fast mei)...Aksed kulfi while grabbing a chair and sitting...
"Kulfi ye teri adat kab jaegi har word ke end mei zy lgaane ki...momzy...breakzy...fastzy...pta mahi kya kya bkti relti hai..." Guddan said while rolling her eyes...
"Ohzy momzy...abzy maizy kyazy kruzy merizy adatzy haizy...jozy mujezy hatanizy bhizy nahizy haizy..badazy mazazy atazy haizy..." (Oh mom...ab mai kya kru meri adat hai...jo muje hatani bhi nahi hai ....bada maza ata hai) chirped kulfi..zy😂
"Haa han thik hai.....oye jindal ab tu kaha reh gya..."
"Ye dekh aaj to maine tere liye hi special khana banaya hai.." While serving the dishes...on the dining table...
"Acha aisa kya banaya hai??" Guddan asked...
"Loki ki roti...baingan ke chawal...kheere ki dal...aur aloo ka juice..." Said akshat while taking a seat...
"" Wah...chlo kuch to thik ka banaya itne dino se...pta nahi kya kya banata tha aloo ki roti loki ko sabsi..ye bhi koi khane ki dish hoti hai...kahte ti ye hai jo aaj bna hai..."said guddan while rolling her eyes and eating ' loki ki roti with kheere ki daal'
"Hei puta adya kalyavarta Atha??" Asked akshats mother in pure sanskrit.....while grabbing a seat for her...only to get questioning looks from everyone...
"Translator...translator..." Shouted akshat...
A lady in late 40s came running...and stood beside akshat..on which he asked his motger to repeat the sentence...
"Ji beta madam keh rho hai...aaj breakfast mei kya hai..." Translator translated the sentence...
"Oh...kya maaji aap bhi aisa lgta hai kisi ko ravan ki gufa ka pta bta rhi ho" Laughed guddan while sipping her aloo ke juice whereas kulfi was busy in loki ki roti...
"Mom aaj khane mei kya hai??" Asked their first and second child...who were actually twins...and had only a min or twice diff in their birth time...
"Rabri aur jalebi...aur na tumhare papa ne ye sab banaha hai..." Replied akshat on her behalf...
"Wow dad...amazing..." Jalebi hugged her father..
"Chi kya bkwaas banaya hai..." Said rabri with a smile...and pecked akshats cheek...
"Thank u girls..." Said akshat...and kissed both the daughters...
"Rabri teri jhooth bolne wali mannat kb khatam ho rhai hai???" Asked jalebi...
"Meri sach bolne wali mannat parso shaam ko khatam hogi" (Meri jhooth bolne wali mannat parso shaam ko khatam hogi) replied rabri..
"Achazy momzy ekzy baatzy bataozy babyzy aanezy meizy kitnazy timezy haizy??" (Acha mom ek baat bato baby aane mei ktna time hai??"asked an over excited kulfi..
"Haan haan mom btao na" Sakd two little cute 4 years old kids - laddoo and mishri...and ran towards guddan and hugged her...
"Praputa sang praputri...bhvantam dya itni Sheeghra nidra tyaag di" Said dadi in amusement..
"Translator..." Akshat gestured translator...
"She ia saying...ladoo aur mishri aap dono itni jldi uth gye??"
"Haan chekchi" The duo chipped and everyone laughed..
"Oye bade bhai aur bahi behen...sexy nahi hota chekchi hota hai" Corrected rabri..
"Haan didu vahi to bole hum chekchi"...ladoo and mishry were confused...obviously tgey said 'checkchi'not sexy...
" Ozy...iskezy kehnezy kazy matlazy haizy sexyzy "chirped kulfi...
" Tum donk rehne do...betu inn dono ka mtlb hai...sexy bolo chekchi nahi..."corrected jalebi...
"Otay didu" The duo kissed her cheecks...and sat.....
"Hey bhagwaan kaha fasa diya..." Akshat thanked god for the family...(not ths sarcasm)...
"Chlo bacho aab sab schll jao." Ordered guddan and all the five kids left with the drivers...
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"Oye jindal....remote idhar de...."
"Nahj dayan...mai nahi dunga...tu ja...dusre tv pr dekh..."
"Mai nahi dekhungi....muje yahi dekhna hai..."
"Nahi bola na..." Shoutged raged akshat...
"Nahi muje idhar hi baithke mera fav tv show 'pati ki chabi biwi k haath' dekhna hai...aj na usme moti aapne pati ko kabu mei rkhne ka bahht naya tareeka btayegi..." Chiroed an overexcited guddan...
"Acha tabhi sochu...ye naye naye tareeke se muje roz kaise tang karti ho dayan...ab to na deta mai remote..." And with that he threw the remote...only to get daggers from guddan...and she left for kitchen and returned with spatulas and fry pan...
"Oye jindal....." And that was enough for him to run...to save his life...
"Nahiiiiiiiiii koi bachaooooooooooooooo" He shouted and....*thap*
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And akshat rolled down from the bed and...fell on floor...and stood up while carrasseing his bum..and glanced the clock which was showing 3:43 in the morning...that means it was a dreammmm....
"Hey bhagwaan ye kasia sapna tha......" He closed his eyes whike remembering the nightmare...
"Nahi......muje nahi krni shadi...." He shouted while glancing at his engagement ring....
"Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" He still cannot remember about tge nightmare...
Writer: Viditian
