Part 1- Let's Stop Acting Like A Teen
Sleep evaded both, since the day of their confession.
“Love only seem to happen once in life”
The guy who sorely used to stick to this quote finally found the one who proved him all wrong. She is the who elucidated to him that–
‘True love is something that happens once and the happening turns you to the happiest soul of the world,howbeit it doesn't matter whether you are with the person or not! When only the thought of the other person brings a 'Cheshire cat' kinda grin on your face, that is what defines true love!And when it happens with someone, it's alluringly beautiful!
However the person who made him fathom the true love chapter is none other than his superstar! His very own Mrs.Parvati , his Sonakshi...
When Rohit was engrossed in Sonakshi's thoughts his mom sensed something is very unusual with her son! But what is it , is yet to be determined...
Veena- Hein!!! Isko Kya ho gaya? Khud hi mein muskura raha hain,akele mein birbira raha hain ! Oh God! Kahin wapaas bukhar-wukhar to nahi ho gaya mere betein ko!
AJ- Bukhar to Bhai ko chadha hai, mom! Par woh Wala nahi , wooooh Wala!
Rohan- Acccccchhhaa wooooohhhh walaaaa!
Y.K- Ishq Wala Bukhar to nahi?
Veena- Kya khoos-phoos Kar rahein ho Tum tino? Meri to kuch samajh mein nahi aarahi hai...
She nudges Rohit...
Veena- Rohit ,beta tujhe Kya hua hai ?
Rohit- Hmmmmmm Sonakshi....
Veena- Kya?????
Rohit- Arrreh mom ,aap?
Veena- Ha main.. Abhi abhi Kya kaha tune?
Rohit- Maine???
Veena- Haan beta tune! Pichle adhe ghante see mein tujhe bula rahi Hoon aur tu pata nahi Kahan khoya hai! Aur tu woh tab Kya kehra tha Sonakshi ke bare mein?
Rohit- Sonakshi? Maaa mein keh raha tha ki – 'KPK'..
Veena- KPK?
Rohit- Haan ma, KPK shuru hone wala hai na aapka? Wahi yaad dila raha tha...
Veena- oh Haan! Main to bhul hi gayi ,aaj to ek ghante ka maha episode Hain! Main aati Hoon ,ha!
The three other busted into laughter at Rohit's state ...
Rohan- Bhai mera Kya sey kya ban gaya...
Y.K- Par Rohit,I don't understand one thing... Tu aur Sonakshi iss relationship ko lekar itne serious hai to yeh baat gharwalo see chupaneka kya fayda?
Rohit- Woh Kya hai na Y.K , Meri jo Ms.Parvati jii Hain , unhe chup chupke pyaar Karne ka experience gather karna hai ...Toh baas isiliye yeh sara drama
Rohan-YK-AJ all at once - Oooooohhhhh...
While their tête-à -tête Rohit's phone screen lightens up with the name ‘Sonavati jii’ on it...
Seeing the name on the screen one more face beams and the other three devilishly grins...
Rohit- Tum tino ko koyi aur kaam dham nahi hai Kya! Chalo niklo yahaan se!
YK- Yaad rahega Rohit!
After shooing them three away Rohit receives the call...
Rohit- Yaad aagayi meri?(Trying to sound indignant)
Sonakshi- Mere Dr.Surgeon gussa hai mujhse?
Rohit- Kya yaar! Gussa na hu to aur Kya karoon? Kal sey theek tarikeh see baat bhi nahi ho payi tumse! Aur mile huye to pata nahi kitne din hogaye! I can't stand this anymore,Sona! Tumhein pata nahi kahan Kahan se aise ajeeb ajeeb ideas atein Hain ! Teenage Wala pyaar! Is that some kind of jest?Kyaaa aab kuch bologi bhi?
Sonakshi- Dr. Surgeon shant shant! Aap kuch bolne ka mauka denge tabhi bol paungi na?
Rohit- Bolne-Sunne ko kuch nahi raha! Tumhein pata hain tumhare iss whole teenage ploy ki wajah see mujhe mom se bhi jhoot bolne padh rahe Hain?
Sonakshi- Sorry na Rohit! But it's so diverting!
Rohit- My f..t!
Sonakshi- Accha baba, one more week! I promise! After that we will disclose it to everyone, okay?
Rohit- Sounds peachy! Kya Kar rahi Hain aap waise?
Sonakshi- Baas script recite Kar rahi Hoon! How was your day?
Rohit- On the go type! Preeti aayi thi aaj routine check-up ke liye! She's doing very good!
Sonakshi- Yeh to bohot hi acchi baat hain..I pray she returns to full health soon!Khana khaya apne?
Rohit- Haan! Tumhari kaal shoot kitne baje Hain?
Sonakshi- 8.30 baje sey!
Rohit- Itni jaldi ???
Sonakshi- Kaal actually adult shoot Hain toh uss...
Rohit- Adult shoot matlabbbb???? Sonakshi you are not doing that,do you understand???
Sonakshi- Areh baba itna exposing kuch nahi hota television industry mein ! And I have been pushing this sequence for a very long time, aab mana bhi nahi Kar sakti !
Rohit- I can't see you going gooey with that Muhit guy at all...
Sonakshi- Sumit naam hai uska ,Rohit..
Rohit- Ho woh Jo bhi 'hit' I don't care!
Sonakshi- But I care about Mera Wala 'hit' Jo filhal kafi jealous sound Kar raha Hain!
Rohit- Nahi hounga jealous??? I can't see my girl with someone else,and especially us aadmi ke saath to bilkul nahi! Do whatever you want, just drop this scene...
Sonakshi- Rohit , aap mere dil ke dhadkan ho ,you know that right!
Rohit- Sona, don't try to circumvent it with emotional support! Not going to happen!
Sonakshi- Accha Mera boyfriend! Aap ek Kam Karo aap set pe ajao kaal ,we will figure something out conversing with Netra jee, okay?
Rohit- Fine!
Sonakshi- Mujhe neend arehi hai ,Rohit(Yawningly)
Rohit- Areh abhi to baat karna shuru kiya hai ! Tired ho?
Sonakshi- Hmmm!!! Bohot jyada...
Rohit- Okay sleep then!
Sonakshi- Good night, my surgeon!
Rohit- Ahahaha! Aur Mera goodnight kiss ka Kya???
Sonakshi- No kiss Rohit ! So jao ! I love you !!! See you this morning!
Rohit- Arrreh wait ! Phone cut Diya??? Kiss to main Kal lekar rahunga, Parvati jii !!!
Precap - Sumit and Sonakshi consummating scene... Rohit interrupts
Writer: Ara -Grapher
~ Ronakshi SS:- Part Two ~
Part 2- The Conventional 'Nahi-Nahi-Nahi'
After their phone conversation, where Sonakshi was engrossed in her beauty sleep Rohit was worrying the ground with tensed paces about tomorrow's shoot...
Rohit- Noh Noh Noh! This is not happening! Hot scenes woh bhi with Rohit Sippy's girl??? Implausible !!! What's with the tardy sun today? Har Roz to janab ko uthne ki itni jaldi hoti hai! Mere ankhein theek sey bandh karne tak ka time nahi detey,Aur aaj! Aur Sonakshi ko bhi kya jaroorat thi yeh karne ki!
Aaaaaggghhhhh! Main pagal ho jaunga.I have to fix myself with a coffee! Haan coffee...
Rohit rushes to the kitchen and finds his younger brother Rohan already holding a mug full of espresso!
Rohit- Tu soya nahi??
Rohan- Nahi yaar! Upcoming project ka groundwork complete karna tha! Isiliye coffee lene aya... Tuu aabtak kyun jag raha hai!
Rohit-I have a sledgehammer pounding away inside my head! In desperate need of coffee! Banake dena!
Rohan- Sure! Sonakshi ke saath kuch huya hai Kya?
Rohan asked while handing him the coffee...
Rohit- Nahi bass aise hi...
Rohan- You know you are awful at lying, then why try?
Rohit- In tomorrow's shoot Sonakshi has to perform love scenes on camera!
Rohan- Holy crow! Aab?
Rohit- Aab kya, jaunga kaal shoot par!
Rohan- Bohot pyaar karta hai na tu Sonakshi se?
Rohit- I am nuts about her! Uske bina Saab adhoora hai! Kaab itna pyaar Kar betha pata hi nahi chala... And the feeling is ineffebly breathtaking! Uski haar ek baat,haar ek adaa pey martaa Hoon main! Koyi uske kareeb jaye yeh baat sochte hi khoon kholta Hain mera!
Rohan- Phir to tera sar dard hona banta hai, Bhai! Endure it! Good luck..
Rohit- This is my screwed up life in nutshell 😞
Alarm chimed at 7.00 but it's obedience went in vain because appeared that our Dr, surgeon was wide awake the entire night...
Rohit- Vimmmi, vimmi ...
Vimmi- Ji bhaiya?
Rohit- Driver ko bolo gari nikale,jaldii ...
Vimmi- Par bhaiya woh toh chutti par hai!!!!
Rohit- Yeay me! How did I forget!
In the meantime, his phone started buzzing...
It's Sonavati!
Rohit- Haan Bolo (Eying vimmi to leave)
Sonakshi- Good morning, boyfriend! Utth gayee aap?
Rohit- Sota to hee uthta nah? Raat bhar soney Kahan diya tumne?
Sonakshi-Maine matlaab??? Maine kya kiya???
Rohit- Kuch nahi! Accha suno main 30 minutes main pohoch raha Hoon! Don't instigate before I arrive, okay?
Sonakshi- Rohit!!! Ekk bat kehni thi..
Rohit- Shoot!
Sonakshi-Aap shoot pee matt aaiyee,please ...
Rohit- What??? Why??
Sonakshi- Rohit, try to understand we haven't still alluded anything about our relationship to our own families! Aab aap agaar yahaan ayee to the news will extend everywhere spicing up with no truth remaining!
Rohit- I concur! It will be insoluble! Toh aab?
Sonakshi- Pata nahi Rohit! I will talk to Netra jee once she arrives, but till then I have to clam up ..
Rohit- Alright! Love you!
Sonakshi- Love you too...
( Sonakshi was marvelled at Rohit's meek obedience,She could smell a rat for sure)
Sonakshi was calling Netra who was temporarily unavailable.. There was nothing she could do ,her very last resort was also absent...
(To be noted- In this story, Sumit and Sonakshi also share a pungent relationship)
The set and shot was ready ... The bed was graced with rose petals scattered all around. It already ferried the romantic vibe. The first name that striked sonakshi's thought after casting an eye to the whole room was 'Rohit' ...
Sonakshi- I wish you were here, Rohit...
The shoot started and when the couple started to get romantic another entry happened...
An old lady who was very likely to be at her 80's entered the room clumsily holding a walking stick in hand and shouting
Old lady - Ruk jaooo!!!Apshagun ho jayega...Mat karo yehhh!! Mat chuyo iss ladki ko...
Preview- Cliffhanger 😌😌😌
Chapter 3- "Gazaab Hoo Gaya"
There stood the old dame who surely was at the autumn of her life.Deep wrinkle line with grey hair and her back was stooped over as if she carried some invisible weights upon them.All this while Sonakshi was absolutely flabbergasted by the gall of the old lady furthermore scrutinized her from stem to stern. She surely could discern something was terribly dicey...
With aid of stick a walking the lady led her way towards Sumit...
Old Lady - Tuu iske saath woh saare scenes karega na??? Matt kar ,Galtii sey bhi iss ladki ko matt choona, warnnaaa...
Sumit- Warna kya ? Hain kaun yeh budhiya??Isko andaar kisne aane dia ???
Everyone could see the spreading perspiration stain on Sumit's forehead ...
The old lady clenched one of Sumit's hand and within a few moment jerked it off, her eyes were wearing terror !!!
Sumit - Kya hua??
Old lady- Teri hatheli pey likkha hai aagar tune issey kabhi chuwa to aaglee hee din tera maut ho jayega! Kuyn ki tuu issey hamesha tang karta rehta hai aur iske shraap tujhe lagg chuka hai !!Baachale khudkooo,Bachaale!!!
Sonakshi- Kya baakwass hai yeh ??? Aap hai kaun ???
Sumit's eyes were locked as if he forgot the way of moving his eyeballs only fear was manifested in them. Sonakshi and the other crew members were trying to make him understand not to be frightened but their efforts were negated as soon as Sumit collapsed on the floor....
While every other person was wrapped up in Sumit's case the oldie cut and ran when Sonakshi was ferreting her around ....
Last Part
The plight is still on! Every crew member were directing their efforts towards loosening Sumit up.However it all turned ineffacacious when Sumit made up his mind to leave. But things were in Sonakshi's favor and she wanted to savor it before the entire boat is rocked.
Sonakshi made her move towards Sumit,
Sonakshi- Sumit!
Sumit- Aaj main shoot nahi Kar sakta! Marne ka shaukh nahi hai mujhe... Stay away from me...
Sonakshi- Maybe you should cool of before we talk anymore,Sumit !
Director- Mam, Aap aaj Ghar chale jaiye ....
Sonakshi- Okay ! Next schedule nujhe message Kar dena...
Director- Sure mam!
An hour later :
Sonakshi was about to text Rohit when she found an unknown number calling her...
Sonakshi- Hello, Who is it ?
Other side- Tumhari hone wale bacche ka hone wala baap!
Sonakshi- Rohit??? Yeh kiska number hai ???
Rohit- Yeh Pooja ka number hai ! Daraasal Mera phone ka battery dead ho gaya tha...Aur tumhein call bhi nahi Kar paya..
Sonakshi- Accha! Main bas kuch der pehle hi lauti Hoon! Aapka surgery that isiliye phone nahi kiya!
Rohit- Aur batao ! Sumit ka shakaal to dekhne Wala tha, na??
Sonakshi- Areh haaa! Mujhe to itni hasii...
Ek minute! Ek minute!!! How did you get to know ki set pey Kya hua??? Have you started to spy on me , Rohit??? My God ! I can't believe this!!! Rohit kitni baar kaha Hain Maine,‘ All that you are, is all that I ever need’... Phir kyun, Rohit ???
Rohit- Eeeeeekkkk minute!! Saans loo,aur ilzaam jaldi set wapaas loo...Sonavati jee aab mujhe kuch bolne ka mauka dengi ???
Sonakshi- Bolo (All cranky)
Rohit- Us budhiyako Maine hii bheja tha!! I thought tumne apni Bhai ko pehchan liya hoga!
After blowing the gaff Rohit bit his own tongue !!!
Dagnabbit!!! I wasn't suppose to say that....
Sonakshi- What are you hiding,Rohit ?? Mujhe Puri baat janna hii hai! Come out with it , already!
Rohit- Shaant shaant,Hone wali biwi ,Shaant! Woh!Woh kya hai...
Sonakshi- Stop stumbling over one word and spill it!
Rohit- Bol to raha Hoon! Uss budhiyako Maine hi bheja tha! Aage Jo bolunga iske baad marogi to nahi?
Sonakshi- Aarti utarungi !
Rohit- Phir theek hai! Tumhari makeup artist neh Pulkit ka aisa makeup kiya hai na , I tell you!
Sonakshi- Woh Pulki tha???Woh aisa apke kehne paar kyun karega???
Rohit - Kyun ki woh kameena Meri ek lauti behen ko date karraha hai ! Chupke chupke ice cream kha rahein they dono!
Sonakshi- This was an extortion,Rohit!Aur Pulkit ko to main...
Rohit- Sonakshi cool down! Pulkit ko kuch maat kehna warna ,tum shaadi sey pehle hi bidhwa ho jaogi!
Sonakshi- Huh!! What???
Rohit- I mean Tumhari Bhai mujhe maar dalega! And I think they both are perfectly consistent!
Accha unko Maro goli !! Tum aabhi ghaar see nikloo ! I want to see you!
Sonakshi- Aabhi?
Rohit- Heard it just right! And wear white !
Sonakshi- Are taking me on a date,Dr Rohit Sippy???
Rohit- Contemplate it as one ,Mademoiselle!I will be there in one hour,baby! Love you, trillions...
Sonakshi- Byeee !
Rohit- Areh ‘I love you’ to bol do !!!
Sonakshi- Phone rakkhiye, Rohit! Mujhe taiyaar hona hai! Byeee!
Rohit - Kaisi aurat hai yeh !!!🙄🙄🙄🙄
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End of the story
